Time Is Right for Romans, Baby

Time Is Right for Romans, Baby (Gaea, 2011)
(Gaea, 2011)

 

    1. Time Is Right for Romance

    Once a year
    There is a time
    When people smile
    Snufkin says: “Hi!”
    It’s warm outside
    Even at night
    My window is open
    All the time

    The time is right for romance

    I walk without
    My shoes on and
    I fall for you
    As soon as i see
    You look good but
    I get scared ’cause
    You have scars
    All over you

    Hot days, warm nights

    I see you there
    You wave at me
    You yell at me
    You hit me hard
    I call my dad
    He picks me up
    We drive a while
    He takes me home

    The time is right for romance

    I want to kill you
    But it’s not
    The smartest thing
    To do so I assure
    Myself it’s not
    My fault it’s summer
    I did nothing wrong

    Hot days, warm nights

    Oh Bruce
    Hey Bruce
    I love Bruce Willis
    He will be my next
    I deserve the best
    Bruce when you hear this song
    Please give me a call
    I’ll pick you up
    Somewhere over the rainbow

    He will treat me better
    He will love me forever
    He will hold my hand
    He won’t hit me hard and yell:
    “Stupid bitch!”

    Hot days, warm nights

     

    2. Paranoid

    SHHH!!
    Don’t say
    They’ll hear
    Did you see?!?
    What was that??!

    “Oh nothing, just walking around!”
    Snooping around…
    And I bet that’s not all you do..!

    I’m going crazy
    Delirious
    Ridiculous
    Schizophrenious

    WHO’S THERE??
    OMG!!!!!
    What the hell’s happening????!
    IS THERE SOMEBODY OUT THERE?!?!?!?!

    I know what you think of me
    I don’t think much of it ‘cos you see,
    I know something you don’t know
    That is why you’re out to get me.

     

    3. Apple And I Die

    The taste of wine, that I can’t drink
    The scent of lotion, that I can’t use
    The thought of her, that I can’t think
    The feel of fabrics, that I can’t choose

    The plots of dreams, that I can’t sleep
    The multiple tables, that I can’t count
    The face of a friend, that I can’t keep
    The height of a stage, that I can’t mount

    It’s pounding DUM-DU-DUM-DU-DUM

    My heart’s beating in my ears
    My eyes are filling up with tears
    It’s oh-so-wonderful
    It’s an apple and I die

    The stories of movies, that I can’t see
    The flesh of fruit, that I can’t chew
    The locked-up emotions, that I can’t free
    And all of the life, that I can’t do

    It’s gaining speed,
    It’s overwhelming me,
    It’s overtaking my whole body

    It’s racing in my veins and chest
    It’s racing in my arms and legs
    It’s racing in my toes and hips
    It’s racing in my fingertips
    It’s racing in my head

    Mon coeur bat dans mes oreilles
    Mes yeux se remplissent de larmes
    Oh comme c’est magnifique
    C’est une pomme et je meurs

     

    4. Candy

    I wish my skin was candy
    When I was hungry, I’d eat it
    And then it would grow back as a candy again

    I wish my skin was chocolate
    When I was hungry, I’d eat it
    And then it would grow back as a chocolate again

    Who would’ve known more
    About that I was a walking candy store
    Five foot four tall
    Getting a taste of my hand, that’s all

    And when my skin was candy
    I’d let you taste if you wanted
    You’d love it and say: “Can I have some again?”

    And when my skin was chocolate
    You’d be eager to melt me
    Once I’d get cooler, I’d have a new shape again

     

    5. King of All the Animals

    Start running
    Feel the POWA
    Sense the rhythm

    See your prey
    ADRENALINE
    You get the Rush

    The chase is long
    But it’s more FUN
    than the deed per sé

    King, King, King
    You are the King
    Who’s the King?
    You’re the King!
    King Of All The Animals

    The Moment comes
    You go BLIND
    Instinct takes over

    O-o-o-o creep up from behind
    Chase them around
    It’s gotta be HYPER challenging
    I don’t want it 2 B 2 eezee.

    You did good!
    Better than all
    HEART still racing

    RELAAX
    After the HARD WORK
    You’ve earned it!

     

    6. Riff Raff

    Wouldn’t you didn’t you wouldn’t you notice that I’m naked
    I normally wouldn’t come out of the toilet without make up
    But now your pretty head is finally on my bed
    I did what I had to make you stay

    So I took my clothes off
    You cried: “I don’t wanna make love”
    “But hon, don’t take it so rough”, I answered and found my handcuff

    Wouldn’t you didn’t you wouldn’t you notice that I’m all hot
    I’m sure you’d fall in love with me so why not?
    Don’t you be so lame and put me in a shame
    This is how I’m gonna win in your game

     

    7. Supernatural

    You snap your fingers
    And I’m transforming into
    Something mysterious
    The biggest miracle I know

    Is it optical illusion
    Or am I in two pieces
    Supernatural
    It’s supersupernatural

    Amazing illusion
    I don’t know how you do it
    It is impossible
    (I’m getting hypnotized)

    Reveal me you secret
    After I have vanished
    Will I reappear
    And if I don’t will I exist?

    She’s the great of the greatest
    MAGICIAN!
    She’s the best of the best
    MAGICIAN!
    She’s the twist of twisted
    MAGICIAN!
    She’s secret of secrets
    MAGICIAN!
    She’s the master of the mysterious mystery
    MAGICIAN!

     

    8. I Will Survive

    Bob asked from his mom:
    “MOM CAN I GO TO SEE THAT KELP?”
    And she said:
    “NO BOBBY WE SHOULD HURRY HOME.”
    Then he said that:
    “HEY IT WILL ONLY TAKE LIKE 2 SECONDS!?”
    She reminded him like this:
    “THE STORM IS NEAR YOU KNOW THAT TOO!”
    But he yelled back at her (and swam away):
    “WHY DO YOU ALWAYS NAG NAG NAG??
    THIS TIME YOU CAN’T STOP ME STUPID MOM!”

    “WOULD YOU HOLD MY HAND
    THOUGH I DON’T HAVE ONE
    ‘CAUSE I AM BOB THE PUFFER FISH
    I LOST MY MOM IN TO THIS SEA
    DO YOU THINK I WILL SURVIVE?”

    She yelled after him:
    “IT’S DANGEROUS BOB NOW COME BACK!”
    Then she thought out loud like this:
    “GREAT NOW I DON’T SEE HIM AT ALL,
    WHY COULDN’T HE LISTEN TO ME ONCE!”
    Then she looked behind her and noticed:
    “NO, NO, THE TORNADO IS HERE!”
    Then she worried:
    “OH BOB HOW FAR YOU MIGHT BE NOW!”
    And got scared an screamed:
    “WHERE ARE YOU BOBBY, BOBBY COME BACK!!”

     

    9. Oyster Boy

    Inspired by Tim Burtons The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories

    This is the story of the Oyster Boy
    He didn’t even have to dress for Halloween
    His head was tiny and tasted OH-OH
    So delicious

    He was so kind and gentle to everyone
    Great taste in music and always wore best of clothes
    But all his friends were only there for his
    Flesh cause it tasted –
    OH-OH-OH

    Thou there were always eager girls surrounding
    Oyster Boy he was in fact getting lonelier
    Cause all those girls were only there for his
    Smell, oh it felt –

    Hey look, there’s Oyster Boy!
    Lick lick but don’t destroy!
    Go have some, you should try!
    Suck suck but do not bite!

    This is the story of the Oyster Boy
    He could feed averyone who needed to be fed
    If you’re allergic to him you will surely turn
    Red, thou his flavour’s –

    This is the story of the Oyster Girl
    But when she finally met her Oyster Boy
    They were too old to make sweet babies
    And their child didn’t taste –

    Oyster Boy, Oyster Girl, Oyster babies WORLD!

     

    10. Rat Dance

    I wish I had nerve to dance with a rat
    Dress like a cat, otherwise naked but wearing a hat
    To kiss that guy that sat by my side
    At the local buss to start up a fuzz

    And I wouldn’t care what’s here or there, cos as the time follows I will be as all the colors

    I wish I had nerve to live without that
    I’d care about lack of knowledge and how much would I get back
    To go and dive a little too high
    For that there’s flavors to buy and for real never would my hunger die

    Once we’re all there
    We’re all we dare
    Wouldn’t have to care
    About what was and will never be fair

     

    11. Drunkberries

    I had a huge fight with my girlfriend
    She’s a shithead and stood me up again
    There’s no-one for me now
    And I am all alone

    I’m drunk and eating a package of ice cream
    Strawberries

    A bar so far (how can it be so far???)
    Will be the reason of our break up.
    I want to send her an angry message
    But I will save it til morning