Maxi Baby 12″

GAEA_Pintandwefall_Maxibaby_LPcovers.FH11
(Gaea, 2008)

 

    1. Okto

    Okto is an octopussy named Okto
    He forgets everything in five seconds
    Only few like him straight away
    but when you get to know him
    you will love him

    When he tries to speak to you
    he sounds a bit like mr. Bean
    It’s so funny when he swims upside down
    He is happy everywhere
    Never worries ’bout a thing
    He is the best octopussy I’ve ever known

    Okto’s brains contains only three brain cells
    He is very satisfied with his life and himself
    ‘Cause if something bad happened
    he wouldn’t understand it
    He would just be

     

    2. Jail

    One day you came to me and said to me that you’ve got
    Something for me to hide today
    “Now keep it secret”, then you handed me a small box
    “And have it with you while I am away”

    Oh no I ain’t no afraid
    Naughty ones go to jail
    I’ve done nothing wrong
    Mom don’t be mad for long

    You’ve always been my hero, so ofcourse I’d help you
    Sure you would do the same for me
    But what was inside of this box I just could not to
    Prevent myself, I needed to see

    The second after you left, I heard knock knock on my
    Door and a very angry voice:
    “We know you have got it, so do not start to cry
    You are arrested and this was your choice

     

    3. Still Can Folk

    I have aids
    And I’ve got a flue
    My tummy aches
    And I’m turning blue
    I’ve got a high fever
    I think the death is near
    Cancer in my liver
    But I feel no fear

    I am allergic to everything that is
    I have all the diseases that can be
    Can’t believe the blood is coming from my ear
    I don’t know
    Should I ask one ambulance-guy to dinner

    I can’t see (you totally can not see)
    I can’t hear (you totally can not hear)
    I can’t taste (you totally can not taste)
    I can’t feel (you totally can not feel)

    I’m not so healthy
    Always in a bad shape
    Pills oh so many
    Yeah, and those I hate
    I have only few toes left
    But of those I’m proud
    Well it was an accident
    I did scream and shout

    I can’t see (you totally can not see)
    I can’t hear (you totally can not hear)
    I can’t taste (you totally can not taste)
    I can’t feel (you totally can not feel)
    But I still can folk (you totally can not folk)
    And I still can roll (you totally can not roll)
    I still can folk (you totally can not folk)
    And I still can roll (maybe with a wheelchair)

     

    4. Tuutu

    When the day’s really hot
    and you don’t know when you’ll be back
    The worst thing to do
    is to leave your dog in the car

    You haven’t got an air-conditioner.

    When the night’s really cold
    and you’ve got no clue of the time
    The worst thing to do
    is to sleep on snow, and die

    Your safe place must really be quite good.

    They said you’d be the first president to have a brain.
    They might had been just very, very drunk.